What? It's morning? she answered, not really awake.
23 years today, he smiled.
What? That's impossible! she declared.
Why? he asked.
That would mean we're old. Why did you wake me up to tell me I'm old or am I dead? She threw the covers up over her head with a humph.
Yes, you're dead, he laughed.
That's what I thought. 23 years is impossible! And she went happily back to sleep.