Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The NEW Customer Service

Your business is important to us, please hold. Currently, your wait time will be 2 minutes. Your business is important to us, please hold. All of our relationship managers are busy, please hold. Your business is important to us, please hold. All of our customer service representatives are busy, please hold. Your business is important to us, please hold. Press zero to speak with an operator. Your business is important to us, please hold. Press one for English, press two for Spanish, press three for Chinese. Your business is important to us, please hold. A customer service representative will be with you in 7 minutes. Your business is important to us, please hold. Press one to review your account. Your business is important to us, please hold. If you would like to pay your bill, press three. Your business is important to us, please hold. All representatives are busy, please go to www dot we couldn’t care less about our customers dot com. Your business is important to us, please hold. Your wait time is now 3 minutes. Your business is important to us, please hold. If you would like to return an item, please hold. Our relations specialists will be with you in a moment. Your business is important to us, please hold. If you would like to place an order, please go to our store location or visit our website. Your business is important to us, please hold. Our customer care managers will be right with you. Your business is important to us, please hold. If you would like to know more about your account, please visit our web site. If you would like to discuss an error on your bill, please hold. Your business is important to us, please hold. You are next in the service queue; a service associate will be with you shortly. We are sorry but you have exceeded the wait time, please call back when a customer service representative is available.

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