Two former co-workers met on the street.
Ann: "OH Becky, we all just miss you so much since they laid off your department."
Becky: "Have they hired anyone back?"
Ann: "No, they just redistributed the work and sent the essential stuff overseas. Cost cutting, you know how it is."
Becky: "Yes, I know."
Ann: "They're doing so good now, I got a bonus."
Becky: "Good for you, Ann."
Ann: "Yes, we're going on that cruise I told you about."
Becky: "Do send me a postcard."
Ann: "I will. You know Becky, you lost so much weight. I just hate you for looking so good."
Becky: "You should try my new diet."
Ann: Is it one of those expensive drink diets?"
Ann: "Is it one of those with the special food?"
Ann: "It's not counting calories, is it? I hate that."
Ann: "Don't keep it a secret. Tell me!"